PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL MY BROTHERS:

On this earth, God was generous enough to bless the world with a plethora of beautiful women for men to choose from. They come in all different sizes, shades of color, nationalities, etc. However, there is an epidemic that has cursed the male species for years now and it is time to correct it. This epidemic is called juggling multiple girls at one time (Let’s just call it double dribbling for blogging purposes. Y’all know how my analogies work.)

In basketball, double dribbling is a violation that is obvious when a player commits it. Think of your lady as a referee in a basketball game. As soon as you double dribble, the referee will be quick to blow the whistle, look at you crazy, and tell you what infraction you committed. Players get sent to the bench for dumb mistakes like that. Unless your game is impeccable or you’re just a sneaky individual, there is no way that you won’t get caught when you double dribble.

Men have the tendency to be a bit greedy to the point where we think we can get away with being involved with two girls at one time. What men need to realize is that WOMEN ARE SMART. Women have their ways of finding out if you are dipping in and out of the relationship. Trust me, they are more than willing to go to the extremes of lurking through our social media pages day in and day out or even accessing the password to our cell phones!

These girls are far from dumb. Most times they already know that we are doing them wrong yet they still stay with us. If you’re feeling the urge to double dribble with your girl and the gorgeous young lady in your 3:40 English class, why not just be single? In all honesty, it makes things much easier because you won’t have to sneak anymore. Stop cheating on these beautiful girls because it’s giving good gentlemen like me a bad name (Ladies, holla at me.) #IDribbleRegular

Side note: Don’t get it twisted. Some of y’all girls double dribbling out here too. I’ll leave that topic alone though…